My Life is Loki

And my heart belongs to tom

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stupidkiwi:

my favorite part of star trek is the fact that it teaches you to see the greatness in people.

there’s the repeat offender who flirts with everyone, but we learn that he’s a damn genius and has a heart the size of the universe and he’d offer his life to save people he barely knows.

there’s the cantankerous, workaholic, alcohol loving grump who is known for his terrible bed-side manner, but he is also the one snuck his best friend on board a starfleet flagship because he couldn’t dare to see him so sad and alone.

there’s the stoic, unemotional vulcan that didn’t cry when he lost his mother, but he risked his life in order to stop a volcanic eruption so that he didn’t have to see another civilization go endangered.

star trek gives us broken people and then shows us that there is a chance to do better no matter what bad you do, no matter how many times you screw up. 

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Filed under star trek

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castielnipples:

if you are telling me that it doesnt look like they are having sex then you are absolutely wrong

#no that absolutely looks like loki is getting the best fuck of his life #like thor is fucking into him with that perfect combination of just rough enough #and at just the right angle to make loki see stars #that loki is practically crying from how hard he’s going to come in about .2 seconds

hausofodin:

castielnipples:

if you are telling me that it doesnt look like they are having sex then you are absolutely wrong

#no that absolutely looks like loki is getting the best fuck of his life #like thor is fucking into him with that perfect combination of just rough enough #and at just the right angle to make loki see stars #that loki is practically crying from how hard he’s going to come in about .2 seconds

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Filed under too bad it's actually him DYING sort of thorki

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DC:
Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel:
YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC:
We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel:
HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC:
The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel:
DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC:
After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel:
PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC:
We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel:
NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC:
We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel:
NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC:
We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel:
FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC:
Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel:
NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC:
Wait-
Marvel:
NEW FEMALE THOR
DC:
I didn't-
Marvel:
NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel:
TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel:
PEACE

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amberfox17:

Fill 27 for the 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge!

Wildcard! In heat

Thor/Loki, heat trope, intersex Loki, marathon sex, facial

So it’s been too long since I did one of these and I’m determined to get to 30 fills - so here is a wildcard, a trope that I associate with the Thorki fandom: intersex Loki in heat! Written quick and dirty, so sorry for errors etc.

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Read at AO3

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The air is syrup-thick, heavy with the promise of thunder. Sickly, metallic light washes from the bruised sky, scattering in front of the looming clouds, the wind stirring faintly enough to carry the taste of coming rain, but not enough to bring any kind of relief from the settled, stifling heat. A summer heatstorm; the kind of weather which sets the dogs to howling and men running mad.

“Again,” Loki says, tugging, clawing at Thor’s sweat-stained and trembling limbs. “Hurry.”

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Filed under ahem thorki nsfw well then

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kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

This is the most relevant thing I have ever read

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